
You know those high-pressure sales scenes in Glengarry Glen Ross where executives bark about "Always Be Closing"?
Well, kindergarten teachers have been doing the ABCs better than any boardroom. But we just call it "Always Be Connecting."
Meet Ana Romero—former kindergarten Spanish immersion teacher who managed 30 five-year-olds (and their over-protective parents) before becoming our Chief of Staff at Subject.
And she has a message you’ll want to put that red pen down and stop grading papers for: Teaching 5-year-olds is actually harder than closing million-dollar deals.
It’s true.
Teachers already have C-suite skills. They just need someone to translate their classroom superpowers into corporate-speak. And she’s going to tell you how she did it herself.
Want to learn how managing snack time prepares you for managing board meetings?
More on that below.

Here’s what’s on the dashboard this week:
Today’s Deep Dive: Classroom skills = C-suite gold
Reading Rainbow: Book bans backfire (obviously…)
From Our Desk: Memorization vs. Curiosity
Watch of the Week: K-Pop + Demons = Education?
Show of Hands: Choose your fighter (classroom burnout edition)


Classroom Skills = C-Suite Gold
So you're a teacher who manages 30 students daily, their helicopter parents, and district administrators who haven't seen a classroom since the Clinton administration.
Cool.
Now here’s something you need to know: You're likely already more qualified for an executive role than an MBA grad.
Don't believe us? Ask Ana Romero, who went from teaching Spanish to kindergarteners to becoming our chief of staff. "It's such a different world," Romero admits she first thought.
Then she realized that it might be a different world, but it required the same skills.
Except these are skills she—and other teachers—mastered to an exponentially higher degree while most executives spend decades acquiring.
Managing five-year-olds and managing adults requires identical core competencies. Both demand rapid assessment, strategic intervention, and constant calibration toward larger objectives.
The only difference is children are actually harder!
Children are your harshest critics and most honest audience. Five-year-olds won't sit through bad content. A teacher will know exactly when they've lost them.
That’s what makes them experts at reading rooms. They know when to pivot and keep them engaged, which are the valuable quick-thinking skills that translate directly to reading executive rooms.
They master backwards planning, breaking annual objectives into daily executable tasks. They learn to pivot seamlessly when planned approaches fail, developing contingency strategies on the fly.
These are things that MBA grads learn in the classroom, but this is something you’ve excelled at for years. Let alone, in a chaotic (and probably sticky) environment.
All you need is a skills translation guide from classroom to C-suite—and Romero’s got you covered:
Those Parent Teacher Conferences Are Actually Stakeholder Relations
Those 30 sets of parents you juggle? That's advanced stakeholder management. You're basically running a tiny corporation where the shareholders are five years old and the board members want daily updates about finger painting. Corporate executives manage maybe ten stakeholders. You manage 30-60. Do the math.Scale Your Timeline (Same Planning, Bigger Calendar)
"You're thinking a year in advance now," Romero says, referring to her role in the private sector. "What's the goal in a year, and how do we backwards plan?" Sound familiar? It should. You've been backwards-planning from standardized tests since forever. Now you're just doing it with fiscal years instead of semesters.Weaponize Your Teacher Cred
Districts trust you differently because you've survived third period after lunch on a Friday. You understand why that $50,000 tech platform will definitely become a very expensive digital paperweight by October. This insider knowledge is your superpower.Classroom Chaos Management = Organizational Psychology
Remember when little Jimmy had a meltdown and took three kids down with him? That's organizational behavior theory in action. You've been doing behavioral management that consultants charge $5,000 a day to explain.
Look, you're not preparing for executive roles. You've been doing executive work with worse resources, harder constraints, and people who eat glue.
You're overqualified. It’s time you start believing it.
Read Romero’s extended teacher to C-suite playbook here.

Book Bans Are Losing Their Plot
A former English teacher turned library leader explains why censorship efforts are backfiring spectacularly. Turns out when you ban books, kids actually want to read them more. Who could've seen that coming?Questions That Actually Make Kids Think
TEACH Magazine explores how the right question can transform a classroom from crickets to chaos—the good kind. Spoiler: "Did everyone understand?" isn't it.The "I Can't" Epidemic Has a Cure
Teachers are breaking the learned helplessness cycle with specific classroom strategies. Turns out when kids say "I can't," what they need isn't motivation—it's proof they've succeeded before. All you gotta do is show students their own growth and potential.Shakespeare Meets Greta Thunberg
The Hechinger Report explores how drama programs are tackling eco-anxiety through performance. Students write and perform original climate change plays, transforming paralyzing fear into creative activism. Nothing motivates environmental action like having to memorize lines about it.

Day in the Life | Hockey Student Athlete Edition | Joel Myers Ep. 1 - Senior year student and Arrows Youth Hockey Joel Meyers shares his inspiring journey from England to America to pursue his hockey dreams.
On the Subject Podcast #58 - Valley View School District’s Christy Vehe on Why Memorizing Math is Out—and Curiosity is In
Subject.ai | An introduction to the future - The Subject team opens up about why AI matters for schools right now.


Our pick of the week: K-Pop Demon Hunters (Netflix)
Why We’re Obsessed: Because nothing says "educational metaphor" like teenagers fighting demons with synchronized dance moves. (If that won’t grab your students’ attention, then TikTok has really doomed us all.) Plus, it's basically what teaching feels like on standardized testing week.
Recommended lesson integration:
A media literacy lesson on how Korean entertainment blend traditional folklore with modern pop culture
A world history lesson where students present and research how different cultures (and civilizations) create modern heroes through entertainment
A creative writing prompt: "If your study group had to battle demons, what would be your special power?"
A personal skills development lesson where students analyze how the show uses teamwork to defeat supernatural threats (perfect for group project discussions)

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Thank you for joining us for another edition of On The Subject. We’ll see you again in a week, with more stories from the hallways.
The Subject Team
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